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Light this soy candle when you need a little private pause. Hand-poured into a reusable glass jar, it burns clean and steady for up to 60 hours, filling a small room with one of twelve thoughtfully blended scents—from crisp Clean Cotton and bright Apple Harvest to cozy Christmas Warmth or the smoky-salty Atlantis Whisper. The label’s wry message sets a playful, honest tone: a nod to those moments you steal for yourself. Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend, a cotton wick, and infused with natural essential oils where noted, this candle offers fragrance-forward atmosphere without synthetic additives. When the wax is gone, wash and repurpose the jar as décor or storage—sustainable and simple.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick
- Approx. 50–60 hour burn time in a 9oz reusable glass jar
- Twelve scent options including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, and White Sage + Lavender
- Vegan, non-toxic formula—no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes
- Made in the USA from globally sourced parts; ASTM safety compliant
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Soy Candle — “Smells Like I Hid in the Bathroom for Peace” Scented 9oz Jar
$18.78
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick
- Approx. 50–60 hour burn time in a 9oz reusable glass jar
- Twelve scent options including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, and White Sage + Lavender
- Vegan, non-toxic formula—no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes
- Made in the USA from globally sourced parts; ASTM safety compliant
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.