Candle — "Lit This Because Screaming Into a Pillow Is Frowned Upon" Soy Candle (9oz)
Clean Cotton / 9oz
$18.78
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A hand-poured 9 oz soy candle that turns ordinary rooms into small, intentional moments. Clean-burning soy wax and a cotton wick give 50–60 hours of steady, even fragrance while the glossy glass jar becomes a reusable little vessel for pens, makeup brushes, or tiny plants. Scents range from homey cinnamon vanilla and apple harvest to breezy sea salt + orchid and the smoky comfort of Christmas Warmth — plus an unscented option when you want only soft light. The label’s bold, candid message adds a touch of wry humor to bedside tables and work desks, making this candle feel like a quiet ritual and a tiny act of self-care for someone who prefers sincerity over fluff. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and made with natural, non-toxic ingredients, it’s built to burn cleanly and be lived with afterward.
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass jar — clean and repurpose after burning
- 50–60 hour burn time for long-lasting fragrance
- 12 scent options including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented
- Glossy permanent label; complies with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Candle — "Lit This Because Screaming Into a Pillow Is Frowned Upon" Soy Candle (9oz)
$18.78
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass jar — clean and repurpose after burning
- 50–60 hour burn time for long-lasting fragrance
- 12 scent options including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented
- Glossy permanent label; complies with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.